Dumb Reality Show Idea

I'm a big fan of reality tv, hence this website, but this idea is absurd. Muncie, Indiana may have celebrities join its police force this winter for a reality show. The celebrities will carry guns after first passing psychological and physical tests and undergoing 40 hours of training. Celebrity cops may include Erik Estrada, Jack Osbourne, former Minnesota Governor and professional wrestler Jesse "The Body" Ventura, "Jackass" dwarf Jason "Wee Man" Acuna and former professional wrestler Trish Stratus. The Mayor says that producers have agreed not to portray the town as "backwater," adding that "if done right, and they maintain the integrity of the profession, this is a good thing." Memo to the Mayor: Hiring dwarfs, wrestlers and has-been actors for your police force will in no way maintain the integrity of the profession.